Screw you guys, in my next life I’m gonna be a news anchor. Its not that I don’t love you guys, really I don’t, it’s that the Faux News Anchors are pulling down some seriously hot tail.

For months, a rumor has been circulating among TV news insiders in Washington, D.C., and New York that Brit Hume, Fox News Channel’s managing editor in Washington and host of prime-time hour Special Report, has been having an extramarital affair with a younger colleague. The object of his alleged attentions: Megyn Kendall, a general-assignment correspondent who has been with the network since 2004.

First Bill O’Reilly gets freaky on the phone with explicit descriptions of sexual fantasies over the phone to one of his producers, the Keith Olberman gets his grove on with a groupie, now Brit Hume? Where have all the good and decent and honest news reporters gone? Is Dan Rather Eason Jordan Joe Scarborough the last of a dying breed of good and honest men reporting the news? Black is white, up is down, nothing makes sense.

There is no evidence to suggest that the rumors are true. Of the half-dozen sources who relayed the allegation to Radar, none could claim first-hand knowledge, and several Fox insiders said they believed it to be false.

And it has to be lies, all lies, because, you know, no married man has ever, EVER, lied about getting a little bit on the side.

… several Fox insiders said they believed it to be false. Still, the whispers have grown so loud that Hume and Kendall have been forced to deny them repeatedly to curious colleagues. (One Fox source said Hume seemed genuinely amused and somewhat flattered to be linked by gossip to the attractive and much younger Kendall.)

Damn skippy I’d be amused, hell I’d be fanning the flames. Showing up with a little bit of makeup smudged on my collar, lipstick on my fly, sending myself roses, teddy bears and thank you notes addressed to King Dong, taping a salami to my inner thigh and spreading rumors that I’m hung like a bear with the stamina of a thoroughbred, not that I’d be stretching the truth at all mind you.

As for Kendall, it’s safe to say that if she has unprofessional feelings to conceal, she’s not doing a very good job of it. When, in a July interview with FishbowlDC, she was asked to name her favorite working journalist, she said, “Brit Hume. The man truly knows everything about everything.”

Everything meaning he has an in depth knowledge of tantric sex and teh kama sutra.

Later, in the same Q&A, Kendall was asked which of the seven deadly sins she most resembled. She answered, “Lust.”

Hey me too. Well, since I’m currently covered in Cheeto’s dust and donut drippings it’d be closer to gluttony, but most days its lust, pure unadulterated lust.

Side Note: Megyn has gone back to using her maiden name Kelly. Click’em here to read her Faux News bio. Several pictures here. Now if she’d just go for a nudie romp on the beach she’d replace French Nooz Babe Melissa Theuriau in the hearts of millions of men world wide.