Lindsay Lohan’s career is still moving along that graceful arc that peaked with Mean Girls, declined through Prairie Home Companion and Georgia Rule, picked up speed with I Know Who Killed Me and two cancelled projects, and will end any day now in a smoking crater. Right now Lindsay’s only project is a recurring character on Ugly Betty, but the financially strapped basket case might be planning to move to the small screen in a big way. Recently LiLo has been seen huddled with Lauren Conrad, whose sole claim to fame is her role on MTV’s “reality” show The Hills. The Enquirer is guessing that Lindsay might be angling for a spot on the show:

It could be good for her effort to get into TV because Lauren’s close friends always end up on her show…. Lindsay would fit in perfectly on The Hills. She loves clubs, shopping and the L.A lifestyle just as much as Lauren and her co-stars Lo, Audrina and Heidi.

Wow. It’s a step up from A Shot at Love with Tila Tequila, but not by much. Hard to believe that just a few years ago Lindsay was considered a fast-rising Hollywood star. Don’t be surprised if she shows up in a year or two hawking some absurd thigh-crunching gizmo on post-midnight infomercials. Although she might serve better as a celebrity spokesperson for really unconvincing artificial tanning products.

(Via ONTD.)