Eli Roth, man of the imperfectly perfect hair, is now being hyped as the first official cast member of Quentin Tarantino’s upcoming Inglorious Bastards. Eli is set to step into the shoes of the Sgt. Donnie “Bear Jew” Donowitz, and this role will be quite unlike that odd cameo in Southland Tales, but the part does, among other things, involve a toilet scene for Donowitz.

Disclosure: After I discussed the Inglorious Bastards script leaks here, a copy of that script, which looks pretty authentic and matches up to the previously discussed version, mysteriously landed in my inbox. This had nothing to do with any past, present, or future communications with Roth himself. On that note, I’d better shut my trap, or I’ll be pissing off some studio heads.