Oh, hell. Another Nicholas Cage movie, Knowing (oh, Alex Proyas…) is hitting theaters this weekend. Yes, it’s gonna include some version of a “Nicholas Cage character,” which will probably be interpreted by the actor as an amped-up version of his crazy-ass self. Sorta like all of this crap:
Hey Nic, whatever happened to the whole “quitting acting” thing?
There are just so many awful Nicholas Cage films, each with awful Nicholas Cage characters, that it’s impossible to cover them all. Some people, however, have made the valiant attempt:
- Top 10 Nicolas Cage Misfires: Seriously, just ten?
- Nicolas Cage: A Career In (Baffling) Pictures: Mindblowingly awful.
- How To Tell If You’re Watching A Bad Nicolas Cage Movie: Run!
Finally, hit the next page for the real poster that should be used for most Nicholas Cage movies (past, present and future):
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You know, he was good in Valley Girl.
Oh, yeah, Valley Girl. I liked him in that, although I would’ve chosen his funnier friend Cameron or whatever his name was.
And I liked Matchstick Men. As the hubby said, it’s really the only movie where Cage puts his jerky weirdness to good use.
He DID quit acting. It’s not his fault if people keep giving him money and filming him.
I’ve enjoyed many of his cheesy, over-the-top movies a LOT more than Vince Vaughn, Will Ferrel (Stranger Than Fiction was decent though), and Adam Sandler movies. I didn’t like Nic Cage in that demon biker movie though.