Nicky Hilton’s Flea-Bag of the Future

By Mr. Atoz in Nicky and Paris Hilton

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Lots of action on the Hilton Sisters front today. It”””s been hardly a month since Nicky Hilton announced she would open her own chain of hotels, starting with buildings in Miami and Chicago. Today she unveiled her plans to the public using the hi-tech, cutting-edge medium of””” a flannelboard presentation. You just know the investors looked at that and thought, ”””Yeah, that was money well spent.””? Then they patted the money on the head, told it what a fine job it had done, and kissed it goodbye.

That thing standing next to Nicky, incidentally, is Richie Rich: club kid, designer for Heatherette, and all-around drain on society. The involvement of Richie and Heatherette in this unfolding fiasco is one more sign that Nicky did not inherit the quiet good taste that helped to make her grandfather such an enormous success. Check out Gawker”””s report on last year”””s kickoff party for the 2006 Heatherette fashion line for a peek at the chic, sophisticated aesthetic that Richie Rich brings to any project he”””s involved in.



6 comments

Great news. Nicky actually becomes adult.

I hope she will defeat her sister on the market, if not on television.

Thank you for sharing this cool news with me !

08.18.06 | 3:19 pm

Great news. Nicky actually becomes adult.

I hope she will defeat her sister on the market, if not on television.

Thank you for sharing this cool news with me !

08.18.06 | 3:19 pm
Mr. Atoz

I’m mocking Nicky for her cheesy presentation and her degenerate henchman, Maria, but you’re quite right. This is more of a gown-up move than we’ve ever seen from Nicky’s sister, and if the venture succeeds I won’t be complaining.

08.18.06 | 3:27 pm
Mr. Atoz

I’m mocking Nicky for her cheesy presentation and her degenerate henchman, Maria, but you’re quite right. This is more of a gown-up move than we’ve ever seen from Nicky’s sister, and if the venture succeeds I won’t be complaining.

08.18.06 | 3:27 pm
JohnO

Heh, the little presentation board reminds me of my daughter’s shoe box report on katydids, except her’s got an A. And didn’t lose any money. And my daughter doesn’t have a dirty, slutty sister. Oh, and I don’t have a lot of money.

08.18.06 | 5:26 pm
JohnO

Heh, the little presentation board reminds me of my daughter’s shoe box report on katydids, except her’s got an A. And didn’t lose any money. And my daughter doesn’t have a dirty, slutty sister. Oh, and I don’t have a lot of money.

08.18.06 | 5:26 pm


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