Only in Hollywood are May/December romances so widely acceptable, but I must admit shock at reports that Nicole Richie is dating Jeff Goldblum.
Apparently, Goldblum is a smooth operator, according to one journalist who interviewed him, “I fully expected that my underwear would melt.” While I’ve never considered Goldblum as a sexual being, one must admit he looks pretty damn hott in the above photo, and the following words do impress:
“After only a few moments of talking to Jeff Goldblum a number of thoughts assault you. One is the sheer size of him – 6ft 5in of solid cappucino-coloured muscles with vast feet that look like he’s wearing mahogany sea barges on them. Then there’s his astonishing resemblance to the Big Bad Wolf in Little Red Riding Hood, all vulpine smiles and glittering eyes.”
After reading that, I certainly wouldn’t mind him chasing me through the forest with a picnic basket. However, it would seem that Jeff Goldblum is known as “the biggest heartbreaker in Hollywood,” which means that Nicole Richie just might be consulting a therapist after he gets through with her.
On final consideration, the sex scenes during The Fly really creeped me out and are presently haunting my psyche, and when it comes to Nicole Richie… I really don’t need to envision bone smacking bone in the throes of passion, no?
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Oh, Jeff Goldblum has long been at the top of my sex ugly list. And besides, it is very well known by those who keep track on such things that his feet are indeed indicative of other more vital body parts….
He’s gone down in my estimation – and why is Richie famous for gawd’s sake?
First time to comment, I just remember the SNL sketch where David Duchovny is playing the role of Jeff. It’s frikkin’ funny!
eeck I didn’t know he was THAT tall. LOL. He towers over me for sure.
“What, is [s]he making fun of me?”
Spot the quote, you Goldblum fans…..
Beats the hell outta me, Robbo.
There’s a good joke in there somewhere, but I just don’t have it.
Something to do with the fact that Nicole Richie, all 65 pounds of her, LOOKS LIKE HELL. Like an Olsen twin or something.
I don’t care how ugly people say Goldblum is, she’s fuckin’ NASTY.
“That is one big pile of shit.”
Goldblum was always notorious for bedding his female costars (eg, Laura Dern). I remember reading some Hollywood insider who said of Goldblum “He’d have a career if he could keep his pants zipped up.”
Nikky McFly, I can hear it now!
Jeff Goldblum is gay. His partner is a real estate broker in Chicago. It is an “open secret.”
This is a beard set up by their publicists.