No bones about it, she’s exhausted

By Phineas G. in Lindsay Lohan

Poor Linday’s being picked on by that big bad producer man. Doesn’t he realize that providing oral gratification for your supporting staff is hard work?

Ms. Lohan is of course claiming exhaustion, one again. Funny exhaustion isn’t mentioned as one of penicllin’s side effects. Although the thrush, black, “hairy” tongue and sore mouth or tongue may slow her down a bit.

Not that we’re trying to be harsh, we’re just encouraging, nay, rooting for a young starlet to find her way. We really do feel Ms. Lohan just needs to suck it up and get on with the show, for her own good. Honestly if Houston can do 500 guys, or 100 by some accounts (potato, potahtoe), in one session can’t a starlet the quality of Ms. Lohan out-skank Paris and still make a movie?



1 comment

I especially appreciate the way you worked the Australian vernacular ‘rooting’ into that post …

Not sure about in America, but we have a couple of other weird vernacular expressions. ‘Ã?ou old bugger’, for instance, a common term of friendly affection – which may or may not say something about the way things were in the early colonies …

07.29.06 | 5:07 am




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