As Mr. Atoz noted below a crushing blow was dealt earlier totoday to straight me everywhere who claim to like Britney Spears for her “artistic abilities” the sex tape myth has been quashed. Kind of.

TMZ has learned that Britney Spears and Kevin Federline will come together one more time to tell the public that they never made a sex tape.

Reps from the divorcing couple tell us that both Britney and Kevin want to put an end to rumors that K-Fed is out peddling a sex tape for some quick cash. They have agreed to jointly issue a statement, hoping to put an end to the flurry of stories that such a tape exists.

So folks I guess she is that innocent or she slipped Fed-Ex a bit of cash so he could keep livin’ the gangsta lifestyle for a couple more weeks. ’round here we call that “hush” money.

I’m leaning towards the tape never existing. Primarily because of the claims they played the random game of chess while taking a break from their marathon lust fest. Claiming that one of them has the cognitive abilities to play chess is stretching the B.S. factor. Claiming both of them know how to play, well that dog just don’t hunt.

Of course ever aiming to please I’ve delivered a picture of a naked Britney for your viewing pleasure, so don’t say we haven’t done anything for you.