No One Puts McConaughey In A Corner

By Agent Bedhead in Drool, Male Whores, Matthew McConaughey, Smoking Bolts

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These images of Matthew McConaughey gleefully tossing a random baby around are enough to make even the most frigid uteri twinge. Thanx to Popsugar for the, uh, stimulation.

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[...] McConaughey and a baby (ABH) This entry was posted on Tuesday, July 31st, 2007 at 6:23 pm and is filed under Uncategorized. [...]

07.31.07 | 9:24 pm

[...] Matthew McConaughey tossing around a baby – ABH [...]

07.31.07 | 10:32 pm

Whilst thinking of my customary hateration, thoughts on ways to infer Matty’s sexual predilections (hint: it’s men), his indifference for children (i.e. having to sex up a female), or just making fun of him for stealing somebody’s child, I though to go with the “so that’s what happens when strait women see gay men, huh? Sorta like Buffy when she gets around Vampires?”

Then I saw the title of this post. Thus, the lengthy explanation for something that needed no explanation. My snappy comeback:

“No one puts McConaughey in a corner? Of course not, because he goes there himself. Helps him keep his balance.”

Wait, that sucked. I should’ve gone with the vampire thing.

07.31.07 | 11:02 pm
I R A Darth Aggie

I should’ve gone with the vampire thing.

The Big M sucks guys dry?

08.01.07 | 8:31 am
lisa

what mother let that crazy hold their baby? they should be sent to jail. now that i think about it was probably britney spear’s, who else is careless enough with their children to allow that man to hold one? im suprised he didnt try to throw it.

08.01.07 | 7:50 pm

Well, I’m not gonna rain on your (our!) parade. ;-)
Stansbury’s just jealous.

And Matthew is not gay. Hmph.

08.01.07 | 9:36 pm
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