I think Philip Swann, president of TVPredictions.com, just won the coveted Mr. Atoz Award for Good Taste in Television. Mr. Swann has passed under my radar up ‘til now, but he just handed out the third annual Swanni Awards for best and worst looking humans on HDTV and gave Rosie O’Donnell, currently controlling the weight room at The View, the top spot. “No one enjoys the sight of Rosie in high-def,� Swann reported. “Most people use a wash cloth to clean their face, but Rosie looks like she uses a Brillo pad.� O’Donnell edged out shock jock Howard Stern for top honors, and left more normally fugly humans like Britney Spears and Teri Hatcher in the dust. It’s been a few months since Rosie smacked down Star Jones in a foxy-boxing death match for the role of portly, sexually confusing bulldozer on the morning gabfest, and so far ratings are up. Which means the audience for The View will not be receiving my Good Taste Award in the foreseeable future.

(Via Defamer.)