Did you realize that one’s brain can actually short-circuit after gazing upon statutes for a very long duration of time? I digress.

My second-favourite fishy is hosting the Twenty-Five Word Challenge over at his lilypad. Awww… don’t be distraught, Phin, for you’re actually starting to grow upon my sensibilities, as it were. Perhaps one day soon you might even catch up with Puffy, who managed to capture the title due in part to his status as full-blooded Irish bloke.

Anyway, run along now and join Phin’s par-tay. ‘Tis a whole lot more endearing than sitting here and watching my synapses misfire, no?