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Not Smoking Crack, I Swear

By Bedhead in Allegories And Alcohol

Q: How many licks does it take to reach the center of a tootsie roll pop?

A: Hinky tight.

UPDATE: Looks like Dan is hitting the decongestants again. Heh.

UPDATE DEUX: Alright – Which one of you freaks is hitting this site by googling the phrase “every time I kiss your lips I taste other guys lunch”? That’s just sick.

12.14.05 | Link


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