Pete Doherty may be familiar with the daily sting of needles, but he’s taking the proverbial plunge by making an appointment at a North Camden tattoo parlor to get his penis pierced:
A source told Britain’s Daily Star newspaper: “Pete has booked the piercing appointment for later this week. He has been thinking about it for a while. And now is the perfect time, because Kate is away working on her fashion line, so he can surprise her with it when she returns.
“He is so excited and has managed to keep it a secret from Kate so far. He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole because he wants to wear large pieces of jewellery.”
Methinks that Pete’s lack of hygiene could really backfire on this one. Kate Moss will probably draw the line at touching an infected penis. After all, even love has its limits.
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Can we call him Cheesy Pete now? I’ll bet he hangs a bong from that hole.
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“He’s gone for the most painful 14mm hole…”
That’s a little over half an inch in diameter. I find it strangely gratifying that Pete is actually paying someone to drive a railroad spike through his business.
Somewhat O/T, why does a guy who’s completely unable to quit heroin always look like he’s going through the bad-sweaty stage of withdrawal?
His Precious!
“His precious!”…lmfao!
My god, his pallor gets worse everyday. Look how pale and yellowish his skin is from all the drug abuse. How can he possibly still be among the living? Orrrrrrrr….is he?
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