Oh, bloody hell. The Daily Mirror exclusively (!) reports that the 10-month relationship between Kate Moss and Jamie “Hotel” Hince may very well be over. According to some anonymous source, the couple had a blazing row over some groupie-associated nonsense, and Hince was later spotted moving his crap out of Kate’s home on Saturday afternoon.

Naturally, no one has produced any corroborating proof of an actual breakup, and we’ve yet to see anything resembling the Doherty-Moss fumigation spoof stories either. Without such evidence, we’d discourage poor Pete Doherty from getting his hopes up. Still, the little devil on our shoulder is causing us to root ever-so-slightly for the underdog.

So, yes, we suck. GO PETER!