Comments on: Obligatory Jessica Alba Worship

By: Baby Jane Hudson

Baby Jane Hudson — Mon, 16 Jul 2007 18:43:23 +0000

I don’t see the hotness, never have.

Plus, she is such a bad actress…it’s cringe worthy.

By: John Stansbury

John Stansbury — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 19:13:40 +0000

A few points:

1. Nice to see I’m not the only one with that curse

2. I will never believe that goody-two-shoes would ever do anything more exotic than “let’s leave the lights on this time” – the suspension of belief that she’s some sort of sex vixen was lost from years of dealing with beauty queens

3. Speaking of queens…fella, c’mon…just admit it, dude

4. Pertaining to #2, for said NSFW-ish photo; the moment she’s showing off her Colombo (a la The Breakup), then I’ll make with the tarp – until then, I’ve seen sexier things getting candy bars at the Walmarts

5. But…this doesn’t mean to stop. More. MORE!!!

By: Dick

Dick — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 14:55:38 +0000

I don’t need to go to the theatre. I clicked the second page and deluged prematurely. Sorry. Do you have any tissue?

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Thu, 12 Jul 2007 13:08:22 +0000

Oh, my. I’m will now be worthless the rest of the day. Curse you, AB!