Yet another example money does not buy class.
However, it does lead to an interesting discussion of where is the most interesting place YOU or someone you know have actually done the dirty…
On an aside, I notice under the byline of that article it is written by Jack Ryan. Didn’t Clancy write about him?
Okay, so I’m having a stream of consciousness day…it’s working for me.
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When one behaves like a bitch in heat, then one should expect to be treated as such.
Good lawwwd, what a skank.
At some point in the near future there age going to be quite a few heirs running around with gangrenous peckers and the trail will lead back to none other than the super skank herself.
I for one am hoping they’ll remove themselves from gene pool via something a shoot of penicillin won’t cure prior to reproducing.
blech, blech, blech. Do men actually find her attractive? Her lack of intelligence aside, she is not attractive! Rich maybe, but blech!
Really, Oddybobo, tell me what you think…
skank ho! I just can’t believe she’d want to uncover any of those parts in a porta potty
and what kind of cheapass throws a party (that she’d go to) with portapotties? Is the mansion not big enough? Does it only have 12 bathrooms?
The article says it happened at an exclusive Hollywood party
I guess the bathrooms must have been occupied!
So, like, did she, like, take WetWipes into the portajohn? Or at least hand sanitizer?
I notice no one has volunteered to share any of his or her escapades.
Interesting!
Oh alright, here is an escapade, nope, never mind, girl’s gotta leave something to the imagination!:wink:
I would, but you now those places just aren’t very sanitary.
But this one time at
bandcomputer geek camp…I think the most romantic, but interesting place was on the beach, on a life guard shack under a full moon, while planes were flying low over us to land at LAX. I don’t think that experience can be easily duplicated.
But I swear….I would never do it in a porta~potty!!! That’s just gross!
Paris Hilton: Got It Going On …
a porta potty?? Yeech! Who knows what she might contract-or in there? In any event, Sadie’s place does have it going on today. Also, and seriously, if extremely vulgar language bothers you, DO NOT click to this earlier post of
Paris Hilton’s name/fortune are the only things that could’ve gotten her where she is, wherever THAT is. She has no talent, no looks and personally, I wouldn’t relish waking up beside her{not to mention, it might be uncomfortable awakening with ones head wedged between the base of a stainless steel commode and a chemical sink} and as indicated above, none of the graces you might expect from someone brought up in a megarich family like the Hiltons.
But then again, look at Theresa Heinz Kerry…
Paris Hilton…I have only one thing to say about her. Yuck.
Lifeguard station – cool. Toll Booth – sketchy. Porta-potty – skanky, stanky!
Sunday Reading
Mark Coffey reports the incredibly ho-hum nature of Scooter Libby’s conversation with Matt Cooper.
j.d. does a “best of” retrospective.
Chrissy at Fistful … well … eeewwww!
Rob is delighted with Condi Rice. (Almost …
Paris Hilton, a real CLASS Act!
Mandatory Quarterly Paris Hilton post… Paris Hilton has reportedly engaged in sex with her new boyfriend in a portable toilet, according to published reports. The hotel heiress is alleged to have got hot and steamy with her new lover in…
Toilet Servicing
Chrissy found this article about the world famous slut.
Paris Hilton has reportedly engaged in sex with her new boyfriend in a portable toilet, according to published reports. The hotel heiress is alleged to have got hot and steamy with her new lover…
Well I was going to tell you about my ‘experience’ in a 7-11 bathroom, but I’m afraid you will all call me a skanky whore!
Good gawd. You were right, Chrissy. Four trackbacks from Paris Hilton.
I always wondered how it became known as “the nasty”. Such a terrific thing 99.9% of the time. That one-tenth of a percent would include a porta-potty though, for sure.
Me personally, in the middle of a grass field on top of northern PA (or was it southern NY?) hilltop that we had reached by horseback. Great time but it created multiple reasons to walk bow-legged the next day. Hadn’t thought about THAT in awhile. – ds
I don’t know why y’all are pickin’ on Paris jest cuz she got it ON in a Honey Bucket. After all, ain’t that what them things is for, to get some relief? And besides, it ain’t like the girl’s gonna be gettin’ any germs from that outhouse what she ain’t already got.
And what’s all this with the Wet Wipes an’ sanitizer, Sadie? Girl, you KNOW Paris Hilton ain’t gonna be on her knees in no outhouse cleanin’ it up fo’ the next user! She got betta things ta do! You think she the maid o’ somethin’?
I tell that girl all the time, ‘yo, Paris, child, youse is a Hilton, fer Crissakes! Girl, call yo’ daddy and get a hotel room next time, ol’ skanky bitch! But she don’t listen. Too busy tryin’ to get hold of Rick for another royalty check from her video.
(I do pity the poor person(s) who inadvertantly utilized the facility afterwards, and I hope they can go through some sort of bacterial/virological decon process before it’s too late.)
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