Quentin Tarantino is a fucking tease, y’all. To his credit, however, he’s already allowed an early glimpse of Basterd Brad Pitt, and now the next Basterd in uniform has been revealed. Courtesy of Tarantino.info, here’s a glimpse of Til Schweiger as Sgt. Hugo Stiglitz, a former Nazi turned U.S. Army officer and all-around maniac.

You might notice certain physical similarities between Schweiger and Pitt, and, accordingly, Celebitchy points out that Schweiger is widely known as the “German Brad Pitt.” Oh, definitely, but I think Pitt actually comes in 2nd place in this comparison. Til Schweiger is one sexy German mofo, and I’d drink the guy’s bathwater if given the chance and an updated tetanus shot.

In related news, Tarantino’s crew has reportedly been launching water cannons against the photogs in continuing efforts to protect the sealed set of Inglourious Basterds. While this strategy is hilarious and, undoubtedly, rather effective, this means that, as of yet, there still aren’t any publicly-released pictures of Eli Roth as Sgt. Donny “The Bear Jew” Donowitz.

Video footage of the set on the next page…

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