Tara Reid must feel that proverbial biological clock ticking away, for she’s decided to made a public declaration concerning Carson Daly, the former MTV and current late-nite television host with whom she was formerly engaged and presumably enjoyed lots of wholly mediocre sex.

Perhaps if Carson and were still together, she never would have gotten the horrible boob job. Tara also sensationally confessed her regrets concerning their fallen romance:

“I think, ‘Well yeah, if I would have married Carson, I’d probably have kids by now… I wouldn’t have had all that crazy partying. My life would have been completely different.’ But, you know what if that was meant to happen, it would have… but I’ve never loved anyone the way I loved him.”

And with that, her boobs exploded. Gawd, I hate it when that happens.