Bloody hell! It sure looks like Scarlett Johansson has a pervy little cybersquatter over at scarlettjohansson.com, which purports to engage within some highly unorthodox movie marketing. Actually, that isn’t too different from some P.R. schemes, but you gotta wonder whether or not this “promotion” will go viral. Also, there is the question of possible, yet not probable, relation to the recent discovery of “I Did Cocaine With Scarlett” grafitti street art.

Somewhere, a film studio exec is bemoaning the fact that he didn’t think of this idea first, and, meanwhile, Woody Allen must certainly be screaming, “Dammit, there is no threesome!!!”

Oh, just shut the fuck up, Woody.

Source: Defamer