Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen recently attended the premiere of the Saget-directed film, Farce Of The Penguins, which I’m sure will be an instant classic of the bargain-bin variety. The twins look so different when they smile than with their usual morose look, which makes us wonder exactly how Bob Saget did this. The only conceivable explanation for this may be found at BobSagetIsGod.com, which supplies us with The Saget Laws:
- Obey the word of Lord Saget, for it is the ultimate truth.
- Honor Lord Saget, for it is the only way to Sagetopia (”Heaven”)
- Laugh and be jolly, for it is the way of Lord Saget.
- Pray each day to Lord Saget, for it is the path to righteousness.
- Spread the word of Lord Saget, for it is your duty.
If you choose to lead your life by The Saget laws, you too will smile, if only for a moment.
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Wow. These are probably the first pics we’ve seen since they were about fourteen where you can actually see their teeth. Nice to see the twins smile, although it looks like it’s pretty painful for them to use all those long-dormant facial muscles.
I fess up.
Saget gives me major wood.
Uh…well..you know what I mean.
The blonde one is starting to look like Courtney Love.
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