This Zombie of Montclaire Moors Sculpture (Design Toscano – $89.95) would look fucking awesome alongside the tulips and naked ladies of the garden. If only someone could superimpose a Pete Doherty or Quentin Tarantino visage on this bad boy…
Also available — Bigfoot, the Garden Yeti & Roswell, the Alien Sculptures!
Source: Gizmodo
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Damn! I cannot believe I have been sitting on this post for a couple days and now I have been pipped to the post. Vexing! Anyhoo, I want one too.
[...] Now this is some cool sh*t to add to your garden! – Agent Bedhead [...]
That IS totally awesome.
That is eighteen kinds of awesome. And soon, it will be sitting on my patio, sneaking up on my little garden gnome.
There’s a guy in England who commissioned a set of garden gnomes as caricatures of the Royal Family. The Queen Mum has “Gin and Tonic” tattoos.
I live next to a very large graveyard… with lots of landscaping…
I better not say any more.
I wish my brother in law had a yard, so I could order one of these to put in it. Brilliant.
I should get one and put’im outside the barracks, that’ll really mess up any drunk soldiers!
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