According to agency legend, Victoria Beckham, mistress of impersonal communications, was given instructions to head to the warming room and wait for the target. To our dismay, Agent Posh actually mistook these orders and drove to the nearest Target™ store for some shopping. Agent Posh, with casuals at every turn, never realized that her identity was quite possibly compromised, especially in regard to her notoriously fake assets.

The pattern of Agent Posh was highly erratic and included standing in the hair products aisle in search of FINESSE whilst asking male casuals if they would fancy a swallow. Later, Agent Posh openly asked a staff member how to locate the aisle for stuffed moles and rabbits, and during this inquiry, one of her concealment devices veered to the left due to its embarrassing manufacturing defect.

As luck would have it, Agent Posh’s clandestine operations were never officially compromised, for the watcher team took her for mere window dressing.

Next boob time, same boob channel. Previous episodes follow . . .

• Posh and Her Boobies Take Paris
• Posh Embarks On Operation Unilateral Covert Boobies
• Victoria Beckham and Her Nipples Will Destroy Us All
• Posh Busts Into America
• Victoria Beckham’s Boobs On Schedule To Demolish United States

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