Oprah Is Teh Bestest SisterGirlfriend Evah

By Bedhead in Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston, Nicky and Paris Hilton, Oprah Sucks

According to a very impartial poll conducted by Sisterwoman.com, which is touted as the “first online community to celebrate and nurture women’s real-life, while also fostering connections to new girlfriends from around the world,” Oprah Winfrey is the celebrity galpal that is least likely to steal your husband or boyfriend:

“Winfrey, who was named best celebrity girlfriend in a previous Sisterwoman poll, has ‘high morals,’ say many of those who voted for her. “She is all about the spiritual and emotional rather than the physical.”

oprahOprah dominated the poll with 51% of the vote, uber-wholesome Sandra Bullock landed in second place with 22%, and Jennifer Aniston straggled into third place with 13%, with one reader declaring “She’s been burned and would not return the ‘favor.’”

In the “least trustworthy” category, hotel heiress Paris Hilton came in as least principled with 54% of the vote, followed by Angelina Jolie, who captured 24% of the voter’s angst. These results correlate with Oprah’s opinion in the Team Jolie v. Team Aniston saga, since Oprah cajoled Aniston into crying on her couch and thus restored Aniston’s status as the woman scorned. Posh. Aniston was probably about as boring at marriage and sex as her wardrobe would indicate.



7 comments

Margi

I believe it’s because she’s carefully cultivated that asexual persona. I mean REALLY.

And Aniston? A walking blonde joke.

Wow. I need more coffee.

07.12.06 | 1:00 pm
Daniel

Oprah Winfrey is the celebrity galpal that is least likely to steal your husband or boyfriend:

No kidding.

ugly+fat= great galpal for women

07.12.06 | 1:04 pm
Margi

Oh and THANKS for the unintended cleaning of the monitor screen:

“agentbedhead.com – now with extra gay!”

ROFL!

07.12.06 | 1:06 pm

Thanks, Margi. It seemed to fit, so I went with it. :cool:

07.12.06 | 1:23 pm
yael

no need to worry about Paris- I heard she was giving up sex for a year-

http://www.allheadlinenews.com/articles/7004178034

07.12.06 | 2:32 pm

Umm, so could somebody please explain to me why Rosie O’Donnell & Ellen the Degnerate didn”’t make the list of the bestest galpals ever?

Ellen’s already sleeping with Portia de Rossi, so why’d she want to downgrade to anybody else and well, Rosie is Rosie.

07.12.06 | 2:38 pm

think oprah borrowed a dress from aniston for that photo-op? sure seems like it…

07.12.06 | 2:38 pm


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