Yeah, I’m totally with Celebitchy, Flea, and WWTDD on this one. That purveyor of hysteria, otherwise known as Oprah Winfrey, has given unconditional credence to a random message board poster without even bothering to check the facts. Yes, Oprah, we know you’re old school, so you rely on your “people” to do your dirty work, but howzabout just a quick internet search next time to verify things? Did you even check the poster’s IP address? I’d be willing to bet it comes from somewhere within Scientology’s somewhat scattered headquarters.

Now, one jackass, who is likely one of the Scientology goons, has tapped into Oprah’s weakness, that is, appealed to her emotions, and now she believes that Anonymous is a bunch of renegade pedophiles. Um, no. If you’d bothered to check any facts at all, Oprah, you’d see that Anonymous helps put pedophiles behind bars. Instead, Oprah let one person get her all excited by using the phrase, “[H]is group has over 9000 penises,” because, you know what?

Penises are evil and must be stopped at all costs.

You know, this would be absurdly amusing if not for the millions of minions who, for whatever reason, still blindly follow whatever Oprah says. In fact, I’ve already heard about this from my ex-mother-in-law and one of my aunts, who are both Oprah devotees. This erroneous and reckless statement by Oprah has quickly set Anonymous back in their credibility. (Also not of much help, despite any claims of “multitasking,” are the similarly hysterical protesters outside of Katie Holmes’ silly little Broadway farce.) Clearly, not all publicity is good publicity.

Retract your statement, Oprah. Otherwise, you’ll be as much of a problem as Tom Cruise and will also have the blood of all of Scientology’s victims on your perpetually manicured hands.