The October issue of Oprah”””s self-titled magazine is out, and apparently it includes Aimee Lee Ball”””s picks for ”””The Real Sexiest Men Alive.””? The list of sixteen men proves two things: 1) Aimee Lee Ball is not attracted to men; and 2) Aimee Lee Ball thinks ”””sexy””? is shorthand for ”””shares my strongly held political views.””? The proof of both points is the appearance on the list of Markos Moulitsas from Daily Kos (and no, I”””m not giving Kos a link). It”””s possible, I guess, that for some women a guy with the face of Admiral Ackbar and the personality of a Rottweiler is just what it takes to get them all damp and fluttery. Most of us, however would agree that you could find four sexier people than Kos by flipping open the phone book at random and stabbing a fork in it. Based on this list, expect the December issue of O to include a 2007 calendar with vaguely pr0nographic shots of the Broccoli Boys from PETA.