Obviously, I don’t watch Oprah, but Matt Drudge is a huge fan, according to Mister Riehl, who is feeling a bit punny concerning this “money” quote:

“You’ve had, you know, men ejaculating in your face who you don’t even know who they are,” asked daytime Winfrey.

Now while Dan prefers the term jizz to pointedly analyze Oprah’s interview tactics, I would rather employ the term man chowder, which has a very visceral feel. It also induces at least 2.3 of my lurkers into vomiting each time I post it, so I figure this is a great way to kick off the work week.

In addition, it is suggested that Oprah shouldn’t allow anyone to ejaculate in her face because she really needn’t be so careless about her caloric intake. Experts would disagree and say that man chowder is actually very low in calories, upon which I conclude that Oprah should feel free to partake.

It must be noted that man chowder is not a low-calorie food, and even though it does contain protein and vitamin C, unless one drinks gallons per day, it would never qualify as a source of nutrition.

Now, if you will please excuse me, I think that I’ve just made myself quite ill. Good day.