Kid Rock recently gave a BBC interview, in which he told his fans to steal his music through P2P services. After all, he’d rather have them steal his music than be able to buy it on iTunes, which wouldn’t pay him enough money. However, he makes it clear that, even though he is standing up for artists’ rights, Kid Rock doesn’t steal from anyone, including iTunes. That pretty much closes the circle of logical fallacy quite nicely.

So, Kid Rock remains among a small handful of large-scale musicians, including AC/DC and The Beatles, who still refuse to make their music available on iTunes. Another musical rebel, Garth Brooks, is still holding out until his home state, Oklahoma, gets some of them internets.

Oh, wait.

In parting, Kid Rock had this bit of wisdom to spread:

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Now, I shall make room in my schedule for the usual onslaught of hate mail that arrives whenever I say something even remotely unflattering about Kid Rock, who is, apparently, without flaws. So, if you gotta defend your Rock N Roll Jesus, I’ll save you a step in the process: Send those complaints here, bitches.