Outerwear for Your Inner Skank

By Mr. Atoz in Weird Ass Novelties

ggwWhat a perfectly rotten idea. If you were to pick an inappropriate business venture for ”’Girls Gone Wild”? sleazemeister Joe Francis”’more inappropriate than the business he”’s already in, I mean”’it would be hard to pick something stupider than a Girls Gone Wild clothing line. Somehow, it”’s hard to believe there are consumers out there who think it”’s cool to dress like a drunken college girl who”’ll take off her clothes and do the nasty with her girlfriends in exchange for a tee-shirt, but you never know. If this business succeeds, then I”’m going to line up some backers for my chain of Disgusting, Inedible Crap fast-food outlets. Sure, the food looks repulsive and tastes awful, but my celebrity spokespeople Nicole Richie and Mary Kate Olsen will explain that you won”’t be keeping it down for long anyway. And apparently the American public will swallow anything.



5 comments

Justin

People buy those hoochy-mama Brat dolls for their girls. They’re being trained to skank it up from childhood. Joe Francis is going to make a killing.

02.15.07 | 12:30 pm

The assumption is of course that Velcro will be a common element in all the clothes, for easy opening. Or maybe they’ll just dispense with covering the important areas altogether. Maybe some micro-micro faux-miniskirts.

dress like a drunken college girl who’ll take off her clothes and do the nasty with her girlfriends in exchange for a tee-shirt

This really SHOULD be the clothing line’s motto/tag line. It’s perfect.

02.15.07 | 2:39 pm
Mr. Atoz

Why thank you, Beth. Although, to tell you the truth, I was kind of hoping the company would make me an offer on “Outerwear for Your Inner Skank.”

02.15.07 | 2:49 pm

[...] “Dress like a drunken college girl who’ll take off her clothes and do the nasty with her girlfriend…“ [...]

02.15.07 | 3:01 pm

[...] protecting some people.) Worse that he wants to brainwash a wider pool of gullible females with his Girls Gone Wild clothing line. Now, the sleazemeister is trying to trick me into putting some of his disgusting retail products in [...]

03.27.07 | 4:16 pm


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