Sooper Seekrit Covert Operation Pitt-Jolie just reported an ear-piercing scream:
Never touch me again, Brad Pitt!!!
The false tabloids have gone into false labor on behalf of Angelina Jolie, but while they wait, let us all reflect upon the physically painless adoption process. This picture of Angie and Maddox is so fucking cute it makes my uterus twinge:
