Woman: Did you hear that David Hasselhoff is often referred to as the antichrist?

Man: Yeah. I saw that on MSNBC.

Woman: You never read my fucking blog.

Next day…

Woman: Did you hear that Paris Hilton was bitten by her pet kinkajou?

Man: Mmmhmm. I read that on MSNBC

Woman: Do you even remember how to find my blog? I swear you never read it.

Next day…

Woman: Did you read that Nicole Richie did some tequila shots at a nightclub, threw up right on the dance floor, and just kept on dancing?

Man: Yep. I read it already.

Woman: Where did you hear that? Don’t tell me it was fucking MSNBC. I didn’t see it there.

Man: Uh…..your blog?

Woman: Nope. Not on my blog. ‘Fess up, dude. Where are you getting your celebrity gossip from?

Man: (looks away) I’ve become entirely addicted to Perez Hilton.

Woman: We need to talk.