Is there anything you can’t get through the internet? An enterprising hotel worker is offering prospective buyers on eBay the chance to own an egg salad sandwich—well, part of an egg salad sandwich—certified to have been nibbled on by Britney Spears, who is easily the hottest singing sensation of 2002. Too bad for the seller that this is 2006.
Just to sweeten the deal, you can also get the remnants of a corn dog gnawed on by Britney’s multi-untalented rodent of a husband. This, to my mind, is the real keeper. With the impending failure of KFed’s guest shot on CSI (where, unfortunately, he won’t be surrounded by a chalk outline), even someone as clueless as Britney will have to realize that this marriage is doomed. And once KFed loses his meal ticket, you’ll have to dig through some pretty nasty dumpsters to find his future leftovers. Or, for that matter, his future meals.
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Oh, but don’t you see the hidden value? If that sandwich appeared on a table now, Brit would eat the whole thing. So this half-eaten sandwich may be an irreplaceable gem…albeit a disgusting one.
Get Britney and KFed’s food on eBay…
It’s up to $61 now. Spooky….
I’m pretty sure Britney only abandoned this sandwich after she discovered that you can’t eat an egg salad sandwich and chew gum at the same time….
I’d like to know more about this “certification” process.
Without the corndog, it would probably fetch more than 61 bucks.
just be grateful the seller doesnt work as a bathroom attendant.
Okay, Gino, that started my morning off with a laugh.
here’s another laugh:
that thing is up to $160.
absolutely pathetic…
hmm,now if it was a used napkin from sophie marceau….
well, lets just say i know of two blogophiles that might war for it.
ok…at least one of us anyway.
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