Just four more days, and we’ll all find out whether Watchmen is a huge cinematic triumph or a 16-piece bucket of fail. (Although the fact that Ozymandias’ costume bears the dreaded bat-nipples really isn’t a hopeful sign.) People will probably argue about this movie forever, but after Friday at least the arguments will be based on something. However, one person who won’t be following the debate is Matthew Goode, who plays Ozymandias. In a recent interview Goode admitted that he’d heard negative feedback from some of the fanboys, and gave the fanboys a little friendly advice:

…[I]f fanboys still hate the film after going and seeing it, they can all line up and suck my dick. I don’t give a fuck. I’m having a child and that’s more important to me–so I don’t give a fuck. Grow a dick.”

Actually, Goode’s longtime girlfriend Sophie Dymoke is having the child, although she probably wishes Ozymandias had the super-ability to share that task. Still, it’s nice to hear an actor say something about a current project that doesn’t sound completely scripted. I might or might not like Watchmen, but if I ever meet Matthew Goode I’ll keep my opinion to myself.