Ozzy “The Prince Of Fucking Darkness” Osbourne has stated (we think) that he’ll never really speak out in favor of or against the War in Iraq. This isn’t Ozzy’s way of displaying his apathy, but rather, he just doesn’t comprehend what it’s all about:

It’s more that I don’t understand the war. If you’re on one side, and I’m on the other, and you get killed and I get killed, we’ve both lost. I’d have thought people would have learned, humanity would’ve learned. But I’m not turning into one of those f—ers, green people you know, going around Hyde Park, saying, “Stop the War”. That’s not me.

While we do commend the rare celebrity who can admit that he isn’t capable of easily solving all the geopolitical ills in the world, we’re not so certain about the veracity of this quote. It is totally possible that Ozzy was discussing his theories of Margaret Thatcher’s boobies in relation to the ocean’s tides. Really, has anybody ever understood a fucking thing Ozzy has muttered, let alone to the point where accurate transcription is possible?

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