I’d really hoped that with the enthusiasm Christina Ricci showed in wanting to flail on the big screen naked with Sammy Jackson and Justin Timberlake she’d have given us an outstanding performance. Alas, it isn’t so.

…it mostly amounted to bad Ricci-porn (and really, if you”’re going to do an exploitative flick, at least have the decency to get someone better to ogle than Christina Ricci), and the only thing more embarrassing than Justin Timberlake”’s performance in the film was his performance in the Q & A afterwards, in which he ran across stage to draw as much attention to himself as possible…

Well damn. It seems that if Christina’s career as a “mainstream” actress falls through she won’t be able to make a living dong pr0n either.

Unless you know she had somebody to “show her the ropes”, somebody like say Jenna Jameson. Sure Jenna’s looking for Scarlett Johanson to play her, but lets face it, Scarlett’s more set to play a “fluffer”, she just doesn’t have the on-screen naked time that Christina does.