Pamela Anderson, softcore animé pr0n star and sex toy for aging rockers, is coming out with her own line of cosmetics and hair care products. But that’s not the story here. And it would be easy—too easy, really—to make a joke about Pamela Anderson’s “face cream.â€? But that’s not the story either. No, for this one you have to click on the link to learn the identity of Pamela’s silent partner in this venture. Now, that’s a story.
And notice, please: Pamela Anderson’s body care products will only be available to discerning buyers through Ted Stevens’ internet tubes. So—watch this space.
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Oh crap.
I think I’ll have to order me up some lotion……….um, for my wife.
‘take some time for yourself, to look good for your husband’…
i like that sort of selfishness/self-lessness in a woman.
… if your husband is Maury Povitch or something. He’s into trannies, right? I guess I was just sort of assuming that.
Dear God, doesn’t this woman have ANYONE around her who will tell her the truth? Those boobs look like she just superglued two large canteloupes to her chest! Can’t she at least afford fake ones that look slightly less comical? She’s TOTALLY animé.
So, uh…Sadie? Will you now be renaming the blog “Miz Rock?” (snicker)
I have a lot of easy things for hair coming out
Like what, pubic lice?