Tell me the truth . . . would YOU hit this?
Pamela Anderson and Kid Rock filed for divorce today after just a few months of marriage. In fact, to show just how serious their contempt for each other is, both parties filed their own divorce papers. Doesn’t that qualify as overkill?
This is shocking news to learn that such prize catches would give each other up. Pamela is especially fetching, since in her newfound singledom, she will bring two rockstar divorces, countless sets of interchangeable boobie implants, and Hepatitis C to the auction block. Do I hear five dollars from the gentleman in the back?
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If you throw in a case of herpes I’m all over it, I mean her.
Uhhhmmmm…I mean, if she paid me a lump sum, sure( as long as I could wear a condom that covers my whole body).
Otherwise, no. Unless I feel like contracting Hepatitis C.
Lemme get my hepatitis vaccination first, and I’ll get back to ya on that. And a body condom.