Everyone’s favorite drunken skank, Paris Hilton, was arrested early Thursday morning and charged with DUI after failing a field sobriety test.
From CNN:
Hilton’s spokesman, Elliot Mintz, sister Nicky Hilton and Nicky’s boyfriend, actor Kevin Connolly of TV’s “Entourage,” picked Paris up at the police station in Hollywood, according to The Associated Press.
Mintz confirmed the arrest and said police detected the minimum blood-alcohol level to warrant an arrest, the AP reported. The legal limit in California is 0.08 percent.
“She’s absolutely fine,” Mintz told the AP.
At the time of her arrest, Hilton was driving home from a charity event where she had one drink, Mintz told the AP.
She had spent the day shooting a music video for her new album, “Paris,” the AP reported. The driving under the influence symptoms were “probably the result of an empty stomach and working all day and being fatigued,” Mintz told the AP.
Why is it always just one drink and they always fail to mention the drink was served in a gallon sized fishbowl? Mintz, by the way, is delusional. Paris has never been fine.
The worst news here of course is that Parasite is shooting a new video; hopefully she’ll keep her clothes on or at a bare minimum remember to wear underpants.
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On that last note – why do celebrities keep “forgetting” to wear underwear while wearing short or billowy skirts? That just doesn’t happen.
Obviously I am not a celebrity, but I would like it noted for the record that I have never FORGOTTEN to wear underwear.
I wish Lindsay Lohan had spared us the Pink Taco shot yesterday, that’s for certain.
Lingerie is (often) sexy. No lingerie is (always) trashy.
The whole one drink thing is bullshit too, by the way, do you drive erratically after one drink? I know I don’t.