Set your watches, ladies and gentlemen, because the Apocalypse has begun. Paris has her own entry in the 2007 Guiness Book of World Records. (No, not for that. Sometimes you people disgust me.) Everyone”””s favorite madcap heiress has been officially recognized as the world”””s most overrated person. Where she goes from here is anyone”””s guess, since I”””m fairly sure that the 2008 record for ”””Least Underrated””? is totally out of her reach. But Paris would enter a contest to win the record for “Most Bratwursts Consumed at a Single Sitting” if it would keep her name in print. And according to the video evidence, her sausage-gobbling skills are impressive.
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The resemblance is eerie!…
Mr. Atoz posted something about Paris “That’s My Vagina” Hilton’s inclusion in the 2007 Guiness Book of World Records. Something about being the world’s most overrated person. Amen! But it’s the picture in this post that troubles me. The resembla…
Now this is just mean.
Hey, I don’t make the news, I just report it. And I’d been hanging onto that emu picture for weeks. I couldn’t resist an excuse to use it, however lame it might be.
I thought I was the world’s most overrated person. It certainly seems like that. At least from the confines of my water closet.
Well, I admit the emu kicks ass.
Perhaps a Llama. Or an Alpaca…