Hilton To Promote New Feminine Itch Powder
- Fast-acting itch reliever in manner of skin soothing botox.
- Fresh scent, if you consider wilting lady flower as such.
- Soothes & cools irritated skin, or at the very least, produces a long-lasting numbing sensation.
- It’s totally hott, and no one will even know you use it, unless the camera catches you with your hand down your bikini bottom. That would so totally suck.
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It not so much the good looks. No, it’s the class.
Ahh Gordon. Always the optimist.
Man I just ate a cheese sandwich ffs!
Is there anyone out there that actually wants to have sex with this woman?
(obviously not Bill Clinton, she doesn’t have the big hair or the big assets)
Oh Silk – I do miss that saucy Brit accent of yours. We should ring each other sometime so I can hear you say, “Bless his little cotton socks,” over and over again!
Mmmmmmmm, cheese sammich.
Reminds me of the Jim Carey line: “Looks like somebody has a little extra cheese on the taco.”
Okay, I’m disgusted, even grossed myself out with that one.
Ladies and gentlemen, this is the lifeguard speaking, please exit the ocean, it’s been infected with a toxic strain of herpa-sypha-reaha with no known cure.
Wonder what the word SKANK means?…
Here ya go!……