Kim Kardashian’s metamorphosis into the full-bodied version of former BFF Paris Hilton is nearly complete but for one glaring omission - no one cares about Kim’s pr0n tape. So what’s a girl to do?
Offer the lowest price in the starlet bidding war to host TAO’s First Princess Party and invite sisters Kourtney and Klohe along to complete the KKK circle. TAO is, of course, the Asian Bistro at the Las Vegas Venetian Hotel and Casino where Paris Hilton, Britney Spears, and Pamela Sue Anderson have hosted bashes in the past year. Once the bash kicked off, Kim hung with Pauly Shore and shook her massive thang next to the drunkest, scrawniest girl available. After all, contrast is key when showing off one’s ass implants.
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