Money really cannot buy everything for Paris Hilton, who has decided that after the unattainable shall be hers. Since splitting up with boytoy Stavros Niarchos, Hilton wants to have a gay boyfriend because they dress well and groom on a semi-regular basis.
“Gay guys are more fun and they dress better and they’re usually hotter.”
I’m a bit worried about Paris Hilton’s emotional state. Isn’t it a bit extreme to go from straight caveman directly to hott gay guy? Maybe she should take a stepping stone approach and go gangsta first:
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Snoop looks like he smells something bad. Fish?
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Paris Hilton is still NASTY, oh sorry, I deviated from the teleprompter. What I meant to say is that Paris has finally proven that humans can continue to live rich and fulfilling lifes even after their brain has long stopped functioning. I want to than…
Paris probably figures she can easily “convert” a gay guy. After all, who wouldn’t want her elongated neck and boney ass?