Comments on: The Paris Hilton Upgrade’Now with 20 Percent More Fakeness

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 15:15:57 +0000

There’s such a fine, fine line between love and hate’.

Usually crossed when it burns when you pee. Just saying…

By: Blimbweiner Woo

Blimbweiner Woo — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 03:43:02 +0000

From the look on her face she is not bearing up under the “load”.

By: Flea

Flea — Thu, 15 Feb 2007 02:21:10 +0000

Flea is obviously a boobie expert.

This is correct.

By: Kite

Kite — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:32:58 +0000

Are we sure that isn’t just her smuggling her little chihuahua’s around? According to other celebrity sources she has a new dog. Why that’s important to the american public I have no idea.

By: DirtyDisher

DirtyDisher — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 23:25:26 +0000

I agree..I liked her small boobs. It’s the only thing I liked about the stupid, vapid, devious, lying, talentless, moronic, ass witch.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 22:37:51 +0000

Flea is obviously a boobie expert.

By: Purple Avenger

Purple Avenger — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:36:36 +0000

Getting ready for some pron shoots?

By: Flea

Flea — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 20:26:40 +0000

Verdict: Push-up bra.

By: slug

slug — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:08:01 +0000

“I know I’m in the minority here, but the Chesty LaRue look does nothing for me”

Big is good. Small is good. Everything in between is good.

By: Mr. Atoz

Mr. Atoz — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 18:04:24 +0000

What can I say, Darth Aggie? There’s such a fine, fine line between love and hate….

By: I R A Darth Aggie

I R A Darth Aggie — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:41:57 +0000

I’d have two additional reasons to despise her

Atoz, you’re just mad she doesn’t return your phone calls…

By: Beth

Beth — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 17:38:49 +0000

Wow…when did obviously fake boobies become acceptable, exactly? Maybe she’s gotten so used to the look among her friends that she thinks it’s chic? But you’re right–it makes sense with her.

WAIT. Is she actually wearing fingerless white gloves with that??? GAWD. Way to completely ruin a surprisingly un-tacky look (if you can overlook the exploding boobage, that is). She’s hopeless.

By: colin

colin — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:52:03 +0000

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

By: GroovyVic

GroovyVic — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 16:24:35 +0000

I once heard a guy say “fake is in the mouth of the beholder.”

So, there you go.

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 14 Feb 2007 15:54:44 +0000

Boobies!