From1 to 45, to be exact. TMZ is reporting that the Los Angeles City Attorney is getting ready to throw the book at the heiress everyone loves to hate. Not for being a relentlessly annoying, self-absorbed nimrod, or she’d be out of our collective hair until 2047. However, prosecutors are going to charge that when the police pulled Paris over in January, she knew damn well she was driving illegally on a suspended license. Moreover, she made no effort to enroll in an alcohol education program within 21 days, as the court had ordered her to do.

Bad move, Paris. As a result of blowing off these rather unambiguous instructions, prosecutors plan to make several much more unpleasant requests, including:

• For Paris, 45 days in the clink.
• For her car, 30 days in the clink’or, at least, the municipal impound lot.
• An additional four months’ suspension of her license.
• Finally, Paris will be required to be alcohol-free for 90 days.

Authorities won’t be taking her word for it’she’ll be wearing a Secure Continuous Remote Alcohol Monitoring device (SCRAM), and Paris will be charged for the upkeep and montoring of this new fashion accessory (modeled here by a highly paid professional foot):

It will be interesting to see how getting a rap sheet will affect Paris’s schedule of endorsements and celebrity appearances. Of course, none of her other misdeeds have had any perceptible impact and this probably won’t either. Basically, the girl is bulletproof.