We tend to avoid the heavily mainstream celebrity stories around here. Some would categorize this avoidance as “pretentious” or “weird,” but I tend to think of this site as a barometer of sorts when it comes to fading starlets. At least, when we mention such frozen trainwrecks, it’s generally not a good thing… so it is with very little regret that I make mention of Paris Hilton’s distinct lack of lustre. That hairdo is straight out of an early 1990s suburban middle school, and who dresses up like a “sexy” female Santa anymore besides Katy Perry? Exactly.

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