The folks at TVgasm have some fun suggesting that American Idol trainwreck Paula Abdul and pedophile creepazoid Michael Jackson may have been visiting the same doctor. You know, the same one Janet Jackson uses. And La Toya Jackson. And possibly Diana Ross, although it’s more likely that the rest of these people walked into the plastic surgeon’s office with a picture of Miss Ross from her ’70s disco phase and said, “Make me look like that.”
If that’s the case, then the results show that asking some guy in LA to whittle on your face until you look like a Supreme is probably a really bad idea. Although considering how many times he’s done it, maybe Dr. X is getting better with practice.
