It’s Morning in America

By Mr. Atoz in Male Whores, Pop Culture Mix

buddyMan, this was a long time coming. Pauly Shore has been begging for a serious beating ever since he first crawled in front of the cameras on MTV, launching that network on its continuing downward spiral, and last night someone finally gave it to him. The Superficial has a decent copy of the video from Pauly”’s brief appearance in Odessa, Texas, featuring multiple replays of the magical moment when a heckler took Pauly down with a single punch. Yes, the heckler”’s an obnoxious lout. So are most of the people in the audience. But, c”’mon: these people paid to see Pauly Shore. The man won an award for Worst New Star of the Decade, for crying out loud. When you reach out to this kind of audience, Pauly, you really ought to expect this kind of treatment. The takedown doesn”’t have quite the satisfying sense of closure you get from The Simpsons”’ Y2K episode, where Pauly was launched by NASA into the heart of the sun (along with Rosie, for bonus laffs). But one day we”’ll be able to put a man on the sun, and until then seeing Pauly get pounded like a Swiss steak makes a pretty good substitute.



11 comments

Wickedpinto

I’m on pauly’s side.

Where was the cop that pulled the guy off the stage before the punch was thrown? That really irritates me.

12.12.06 | 4:02 pm
Mr. Atoz

Bad news, Wickedpinto. (Bad news for people like me, anyway, who are never on Pauly’s side.) According to TMZ, the answer to “Where was the cop?” is, “Meeting with Pauly and setting up this whole BS stunt.” Here’s a link to the story:

http://www.tmz.com/2006/12/12/cops-say-pauly-shore-video-a-fake/

I feel like someone told me I was getting a pony for Christmas, and on Christmas morning all I found was a gila monster peeking out of my stocking.
:evil:

12.12.06 | 6:03 pm

Does this, then, make me the only person who thought “Encino Man” was funny?

12.12.06 | 6:13 pm

Owwwwwwwwwwww…..buddy.

12.12.06 | 6:15 pm

If that was a set up I will be so disappointed. For a few brief seconds I imagined that justice had descended to Earth and once again it was wearing a cowboy hat.

12.12.06 | 6:41 pm

Oh God…I just had an awful vision. What if this guy is about to pull a Screech?

12.12.06 | 6:44 pm

Oh good gawd. Don’t even think it…..we don’t want to give the Paulyometer any suggestive vibes. :shock:

12.12.06 | 6:51 pm

I was prepared to advocate for a Congressional Medal of Honor for the attacker, then I learn it’s staged. Who does Bio-Dome boy think he is, Andy Kaufman?

12.13.06 | 11:14 am
Wickedpinto

Yeah I saw that, the only time I’m sympathetic to the guy and he just becomes even more unsympathetic.

12.13.06 | 11:19 am
Mr. Atoz

Andy Kaufman was profoundly nuts, but at least he was a fake wrestler who actually wrestled. If Pauly had staged an incident where he took a real punch, then I would have had the pleasure of seeing him suffer and also would have felt some grudging respect for the guy. This lame bit of publicity-whoring just makes me want to take him down with a pitchfork.

12.13.06 | 11:30 am
ShoeGal

Sorry to disappoint you but that was a stunt! I read about it on another blog.

12.14.06 | 1:33 am


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