Repent sinners, the end is near. How do I know? Peaches and I agree on something.

“Hyper thin is today’s celebrity standard,” says [Peaches].

She continues: “The problem is that most of the images we are exposed to every day have been manipulated and no longer represent reality.

“The images of models and celebrities that kids aspire to be like often don’t actually exist in reality. The body shape that young girls aspire to look like isn’t real. No one could actually look like that.”

To prove her point, Peaches poses for pictures which are then air-brushed with techniques routinely adopted by magazines and adverts to alter and improve images.

After the shoot and touch-up, Peaches sees the pictures and says: “Wow, is that me?”

Maybe it’s just me being overly cynical, I have a tendency to do that at time. Anyhow me thinks this may be the scorned pseudo-celebrity taking a swing Pete Doherty’s high profile girlfriend Kate Moss, but she wouldn’t have a reason to do that would she?

No word on whether or not Peaches will be using the re-touched photos for her Christmas Cards this year.