Peaches Geldof To Unite Brits and Muslims

By Bedhead in Peaches Geldof, Pete Doherty, Scientology, Smoking Bolts, Tom Cruise

peachesPeaches Geldof, the second-born daughter to Bob Geldof, is getting ready to film a fake reality show about the Muslim religion. The 17-year old British socialite, who popped in at #7 in one of many lists of 2006 Top Ten Fashion Icons, will soon live with a devout Muslim family to film “A Beginner’s Guide to Islam.”

“The contributors will come face to face with three of the world’s most talked about religions, exploring their unfamiliar rituals and testing regimes.”

The bogus reality series will also delive into Hinduism and Scientology. Peaches seeks to end religious intolerance worldwide and, furthermore, to find out the answer to the question on everyone’s mind:

“[W]hat the Islamic world makes of this precocious London party girl.”

Yeah, the Muslims are gonna love Peaches Honeyblossom Michelle Charlotte Angel Vanessa Geldof, but I do believe she’d be far more comfortable touring the Scientology grounds in Clearwater, Florida, or at the very least, spending a week hanging out with Katie Holmes and wondering why Tom Cruise spends so much time in the bathroom.

Young Peaches has already lived a ripe with controversy, so much so that it was once believed that she grabbed Pete Doherty’s ass immediately before his onstage arrival at a Live-8 concert. Doherty has since apologized to a pissed off Daddy Geldof for talking out of school his tall tale.



7 comments

mmmm, peaches.

But not Peaches.

Me thinks I’ll fix me a nice peach cobbler.

07.29.06 | 9:05 am
geomatic1

Why Peaches? Because she has slightly more credibility than Fifi Trixibelle or even Hiraani Heavenly Tiger Lily.

07.29.06 | 10:36 am

hmmm…

blonde daughter of sucessful jillionaire, who’s celebrity is based upon her accident of birth,and nothing else, gets her own reality show…

so how long beore her secret home sex tape hits the internet?

07.29.06 | 11:38 am

on second thought, maybe a burkha might change her life for the better.

07.29.06 | 11:41 am
RW

I’m holding out for the glitterati to tout religious tolerance toward Christians. Then I can die happy.

Not that I’ll be holding my breath waiting for it…

07.29.06 | 2:24 pm
I R A Darth Aggie

on second thought, maybe a burkha might change her life for the better.

Ah, but one wonders if she’ll go for the clitorectomy voluntarily…

07.29.06 | 3:47 pm

Hmmmm….

Wonder if Al Jazeera will be picking that one up, tho I bet it wont be the hit that “Infidel Survivor Island” is.

stiknstein

07.30.06 | 10:49 am


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