Well, well. Javier Bardem & Penelope Cruz decided to just stop fucking around and get married, which means that they can no longer fuck with us (but Woody Harrelson pretty much screwed that up a few years ago anyway). According to People, the “intimate” and “low-profile” ceremony took place (at some point in early July) in the Bahamas, where the bride “wore a gown designed by designer John Galliano, a longtime friend of the actress.” How lovely — and, for once, I speak the truth rather than sarcasm — because this couple has always had one hell of a chemistry. Javier & Penelope may have only been dating for about three years, but the longtime friends first met back in 1992 while filming Jamon, Jamon. Check out their first (obviously NSFW) sex scene (poorly edited by some online schmuck & Javi doesn’t show up until 0:25) below:
