Comments on: Penelope Cruz Now Keeps The Lesbian Thing In The Family

By: Agent Bedhead

Agent Bedhead — Wed, 09 Jan 2008 20:30:25 +0000

[...] time we saw Penelope Cruz and her sister, Monica, they were shilling from their brother in that steamy music video. This time, the sisters are selling their own crap — their second clothing collection for the [...]

By: GirlyGirl

GirlyGirl — Wed, 02 Jan 2008 15:02:23 +0000

That is not her sister in the video. Look closer. You can tell by the eyebrows if nothing else. Sorry if I spoiled anyone’s sick fantasies.

By: jvon

jvon — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 17:14:55 +0000

If they did an actual porn movie, I’d pay to see that. I doubt anything could induce me to buy their brother’s recording however.

By: oddybobo

oddybobo — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 14:28:08 +0000

They don’t look like translators, but rather the sound effects for the pron that was filmed.

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Mon, 31 Dec 2007 13:46:03 +0000

[...] Penelope Cruz and sister making out (ABH) [...]

By: The Queen of Snark

The Queen of Snark — Mon, 31 Dec 2007 04:55:47 +0000

I suppose that, lacking both talent and class, the only way the Cruz siblings can call attention to themselves is by whoring themselves out. The little one better get on that pronto — she’s already looking like she’s been ridden hard and put away wet.

By: jvon

jvon — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:57:43 +0000

OK, wait, they’re sisters? The lesbian-ness (lesbianity?) is not the aberrant behavior here. wtf? When did this become accepted behavior outside of porn movies featuring twins?

Maybe they do things differently in Spain.

By: jmflynny

jmflynny — Sat, 29 Dec 2007 00:43:06 +0000

Good looks didn’t stop with the girls.

I have no idea what the hell he was singing, but really, do the lyrics even matter?